I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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