I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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