My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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