clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He has the fingertips of a God
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