in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
