hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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