mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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