Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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