just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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