Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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