and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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