Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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