so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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