where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I will be naked everywhere
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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