We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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