You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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