that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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