Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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