you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think my fart just growled at me.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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