It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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