How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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