i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Randomize
