i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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