I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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