once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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