So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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