AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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