ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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