It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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