After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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