just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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