i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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