He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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