I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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