I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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