2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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