It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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