Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I don't think brook has ever known best
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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