her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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