Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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