yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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