suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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