just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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