I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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