But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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