It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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