I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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