it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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