i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I think I sprained my soul last night
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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