thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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