Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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