yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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