is your mom at the bar?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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