I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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