There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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