dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
